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Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.
"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there
by Dault December 17, 2013
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basement mania

craze of following underground bands in the Dollshouse collective of South East England...including bands Unlucky Fried Kitten, The Cemetry Gaes, The Bolans, I Am A Spider, V2086.
it came as no surprise that London caught onto the Basement Mania
by Export January 1, 2008
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Peepo's Basement

A deranged kidnapper's basement, headed by TideYT and his boyfriend Matt. In the basement they suck eachother off whilst keeping the children in cages to use as pleasure toys as they see fit. It smells of semen, ass, monkeys and Wendy's constantly. Anyone who enters it has never left the same and usually dies by suicide hours after
1. " Hey let's go to Peepo's Basement "

" Nah I heard they eat eachother's asses out there "
2. " OH MY GOD THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP PLEASE GET ME OUT OF PEEPO'S BASEMENT, PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE "
by ChimneyAndEggs September 27, 2023
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Kids In Basement

Kids In Basement: A way of defining your power, social status and steer cred. Can also be a way of showing off or comparison
Person 1: “Hey how many Kids In Basement do you have?

Person 2: “Oh, I have around 5 what about you?”

Person 1: “Haha imagine being so low class! I have around 70, honestly it’s hard to count them all”
mugGet the Kids In Basementmug.

ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.
Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?
by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011
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michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement
by Elizafox July 6, 2017
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the basement yard

The Amazing Podcast hosted by

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez
Someone: I love the Basement Yard podcast
Nobody: never heard of it

Someone: I'm sorry you have no life
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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