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Video Game Addict

Video Game Addict: One person who devotes their life to the playing of a video game on any console. See Ethan from Ctrl Alt Del for best example.
"He was always on Everquest, he's becoming a video game addict."
by Aimee January 21, 2004
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Adderall Alarm Clock

Setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (Adderall, Ritalin, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. In about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.

Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
by speedyhog February 19, 2010
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desi-planet addict

someone who spends their life on desi-planet.com
you are a desi-planet addict
by -LivinItUp March 31, 2003
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Adderall Shuffle

The repeated movements people do while on medium to high doses of Adderall. Examples of this include, but are not limited to:

1. Standing in place while swaying your hips from side to side.

2. Standing with your feet shoulder width apart, then swinging your left foot to touch your right foot, back to shoulder width apart, then swinging your right foot to touch your left foot, back to shoulder width apart. Repeat.
I just walked by Matt's office. Guess what I saw... The Adderall Shuffle.
by dankoni October 23, 2009
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Adderall

I don't understand my philosophy 780 midterm - a Theological argument we have to analyze. Luckily i took three pills of 45mg Adderall an hour before.

Your heart beat rises and you're in the zone, an alternate reality where Adderall controls your mind. Suddenly the argument, a dense and primitive form of writing, makes sense. The argument becomes concise and clear. The once painful material unravels like a bounty roll before your eyes. You finally understand what the hell the author is arguing about.

Soon, you find yourself writing well constructed sentences and thorough critiques. You even reference jokes in your response that pertain to your professor and the argument.

You look around the classroom to notice the other students struggling with the midterm and realize you're finished. You're awake for the next forty-eight hours but two weeks later you receive an A+. Oh Adderall, how i adore you.
Person 1: Let's go study Becky!

Person 2: Fuk you nigga ima pop Adderall.
by redzone1 March 18, 2009
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text addict

one who constantly and obsessively communicates with others via text messaging, letter by tedious letter, from a tiny keypad on a cellular phone. The text addict finds odd comfort in the ability to avoid personal and/or vocal socialization.
"They're such text addicts, they tm each other while having sex with each other."
by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
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Porn Addict

A man who doesn't think he is addicted to porn. However, he loves porn and cannot stop watching it.
Man! My friend Jonathan is a porn addict! He says he is not, but holy he watches the crap out of that porn. He almost broke the internet!
by YaBoi696969 November 26, 2014
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