(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

cunt grease by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

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cunt fire

When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.

I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!

cunt fire by Mountaincock February 21, 2015

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Cunt butter

The viscous residue remaining after the first ejaculation inside a woman during the second round of fuck.

Also used to describe a person who is equally annoying and difficult to remove that has caused you frustration.

Person 1 - I can't believe how Euan has acted today.

Person 2 - I know right! Hes a total cunt butter

Cunt butter by Ben7224 January 27, 2020

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Cunt-bucket

It is the term used when a person is being so much of a cunt, that he or she may as well be 8 or 9 cunts.

Dude, Jamie was such a cunt-bucket today, he asked me and my friends so many questions about our personal life.

Cunt-bucket by Donot trustme August 14, 2015

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