Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz December 28, 2005

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baked bean

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

by Dereik January 13, 2010

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baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

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Baker

To have someone completely blow you off for a meeting or event after you talked to them earlier in the day to confirm.

Dude! I guess he ain't gonna make it, he Bakered me. I talked to him this morning and he said he was coming to the birthday party and he hasn't called.

by Silicon Sleuth January 15, 2008

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bakery

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: breadbox.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a fucking bakery down there.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

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