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Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
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Henri and Matu

Matu, a septuagenarian with a heart as warm as his smile, has dedicated his life to serving others. Growing up in a small Jewish community, he witnessed firsthand the hardships faced by those less fortunate. Rather than succumb to despair, Matu found solace in the teachings of his faith, which emphasized the importance of helping those in need. Whether it was providing food and shelter to homeless families or volunteering at local charities, Matu's generosity knew no bounds. His unwavering commitment to tikkun olam, the Jewish principle of repairing the world, inspired countless others to follow in his footsteps.

Henri's journey took him on a different path, one fraught with adversity and injustice. As a child, he narrowly escaped the horrors of the Holocaust, thanks to the bravery of strangers who risked their lives to hide him from the Nazis. Despite losing his family and everything he held dear, Henri refused to let bitterness consume him. Instead, he channeled his pain into action, becoming a tireless advocate for Holocaust education and remembrance. Through his poignant storytelling and unwavering resolve, Henri ensured that the memories of those lost would never fade away. His resilience in the face of unimaginable tragedy serves as a testament to the indomitable spirit of the Jewish people.
Henri and Matu own all the banks
If you are in dire need of a tunnel, call Henri and Matu!
by enekfefe April 18, 2024
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Lighting a Match

Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc
Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.
by Trw92a April 23, 2024
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The Syndo-Mathian Effect

When you trick someone into believing something that isn’t true, typically under the guise of having scientific or research-based proof. Often for humorous intent
Daniel: You know how you’ll learn about a song, and then you start hearing it everywhere?

Bill: Ah yes, I believe that’s called Wesolowski’s principle

*later*

Daniel: Hey man, I looked up that thing you said, andI can’t find it anywhere!

Bill: *chuckle* My friend, you’ve fallen victim to the Syndo-Mathian effect
by Dr K Chaudhry April 30, 2024
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You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.
-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.
by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024
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your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
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