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bro was compunishtatednockilied when she skipped
by Hornswoggled January 23, 2022
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Compulsive Liar

Someone who can not help to bend the truth. They often can not stop lying even if they try it’s not possible. This can be caused by trauma in early age. Compulsive liars lie about everything no matter how big or small. Some believe that there lies are true sometimes. They still lie even if it actually has no benefit. It can be described as living in a box being able to see outside and hear what your saying, and wanting to say something but a complete lie come out instead.
Jen: my favorite animals are dogs!
Steve: that’s cool.

Jen: *why did I say that it’s a complete lie, why do I have to be a compulsive liar*
by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021
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Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar lies all the time about nothing for no reason. It’s not something able to be controlled easily. It often forms from trauma at a young age. They lie no matter, even if it doesn't benefit them. It can be described as living in a box and knowing what you want to say then having a lie come out your mouth instead. Some times they even believe there lies. It can be a horrible thing because it’s not like you have control of your own body.
Jen:I like cats!
Jen:*that’s not true why did I say that, why do I have to be a compulsive liar.*
by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021
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computerknight

a knight, an angel. the only true knight that cares for every1 and and will be there 4 u in ur super dark times, and will protect u from all ur darkest demons.
ugly egirl: “i just wish that i could have u on my PSN frndlist sir knight? uwu”
computerknight: “u can.”
ugly egirl: “b-but i’m rlly bad @ games...”
computerknight: “i will protect us both, me and u.
ugly egirl: “ugh! stahp it! u scornfully seducing meee~”
computerknight: “nod.”
ugly egirl: “u sexy demon knight xx”
computerknight: “i could not say u nay.”
ugly egirl: “<3~>”
by computerknight December 21, 2021
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Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.
I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!
by drumsoccer February 14, 2022
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Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.
Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal
by B-rad62 February 16, 2022
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Computure

A word for when you don’t know what device you’re looking at but you think it’s a computer then you think it’s a TV
Boy 1: Nice computure

Boy 2: Thank you
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