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John's river face 

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
That Bitch is begging for john's river face.
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john wicking 

(verb) When you're just fucking killing everything in your path.
I'm fucking john wicking on these kids right now in overwatch.
john wicking by xeu July 19, 2019

John-Michael 

A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.
Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.
John-Michael by Salty mama April 22, 2020

John Peel 

God: a likeness. A higher being.
What does God look like? John Peel comes darn close
John Peel by Chris Trew February 26, 2005

john roy 

a very large poop that is satisfying when unleashed in a toilet
o man i got to drop a john roy at the store
john roy by boathouse January 11, 2009

john digweed 

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.
John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
john digweed by TwiloGhost December 26, 2007