Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

Corn-tard by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025

Typ-Tard 

Slur used to reference neurotypical "people"

Check out these typ-tards socializing

*shudder*
wow how neurotypcal

Typ-Tard by dedmuus July 2, 2025

Fuck Tard 

When somebody is a fucking retard or acts like a fucking retard.

Your brother is such a fuck tard.

Fuck Tard by Pickled Panda July 3, 2025

E Tard 

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.

Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.

E Tard by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025

Carl Tard 

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.

"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."

Carl Tard by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025

Lard tard 

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

Lard tard by whorable guy August 3, 2025

Urba-tard 

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.

Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.

Urba-tard by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025