A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.
"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."
by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025
A human cockroach named Carl. One who shits in elevators. One who eats your lunch, steals your children's snacks, and nibbles on your eyelashes and fingernails while you are sleeping. Also, steals your money, collects child support to spend on himself and scuttles around on the floor like a coward.
"look at that pile of shit - Carl must have been here."
"Dude, that's a bunch of really tiny shits everywhere. It was a carlroach."
"Disgusting !"
"Dude, that's a bunch of really tiny shits everywhere. It was a carlroach."
"Disgusting !"
by Alleged-Leigh January 08, 2024
A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
A Carlroach who fights for custody of his 14 year old daughter and admits in court that he knowingly allows her to be alone with a registered sex offender who was convicted of raping a 13/14 year old girl. This type of Carlroach shows no remorse and will fight for for the bad guys because he's defensive of his own actions. He's stupid and neglectful but he'll never admit he's wrong.
This came from an actual Vermont supreme Court case where the dad (named Carl) admitted in court to leaving his daughter in the presence of a registered sex offender numerous times and then insisted that he personally vetted the guy to determine that the dude was cool before dumping his daughter off with the rapist.
Now, this Carlroach is famous among the registered offenders and rapists as well as the good guys who are trying to protect their daughters from the rapists and Carlfucktards out there
This came from an actual Vermont supreme Court case where the dad (named Carl) admitted in court to leaving his daughter in the presence of a registered sex offender numerous times and then insisted that he personally vetted the guy to determine that the dude was cool before dumping his daughter off with the rapist.
Now, this Carlroach is famous among the registered offenders and rapists as well as the good guys who are trying to protect their daughters from the rapists and Carlfucktards out there
"why on earth is he appealing this case? It's just going expose his conduct. It doesn't make sense."
"Because he's a CarlFuckTard."
"Because he's a CarlFuckTard."
by Alleged-Leigh July 09, 2025
by Alleged-Leigh July 09, 2025