Shrekonomics

Da study of da financial status of everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre wif funnel-shaped ears.

Fortunately for our chubby grass-colored swamp-buddy, Fiona liked him just for himself --- she had simple tastes, and so she really could care less about da shrekonomics of da union.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Shrekitus

Shrekitus is a rare disease, its when your hands turn green. Once you wake up the next morning you will turn completely green.
Some symptoms are coughing, and hunger. You will first be in denial. Shrekitus is a one in a bajilion chance, and can only be cured if you trade your blood with a healthy person.

Why am i turning green?
Do I have...shrekitus?

by shrekistus March 29, 2023

shrekrolled

Like a rickroll, but with "All-Star" by Smash Mouth

"Darn it! Jim shrekrolled me again!"

by Fawnoverbrawn May 3, 2023

Shrekt

The act of somebody getting utterly, nastily, dirtily and sometimes even horribly rekt by someone else or, in some/most cases, Shrek himself.

Emily absolutely Shrekt Tom yesterday in the Call of Duty lobby. It was epic, but the way she quickscoped him was also uncannily nasty, dirty, ugly and filthy.

by xXShrekt_77Xx May 9, 2023

Shrekinator

terminator but disguised as shrek

lets watch the new terminator movie the shrekinator

by Qwedrufart creator October 5, 2023

Shrektane

A lesser octane of gasoline collected, sourced or distributed from a depository/gas dispensary/gas station owned by a NETSO or half NETSO. Usually of lesser quality due to its vicinity to NETSO juice.

Fuck I think I just filled up my car with Shrektane! It won’t start, complains and it’s collecting unemployment now.

by realslimkfarmachusetts October 6, 2023

Shreked out

Bruise or swelling that got abnormally large. Just like shrek.

Tommy was out berry picking and got stung by a bee in the leg. His leg shreked out.

by Kosmonaft October 17, 2023