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A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.
George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
bruise by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006
Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(
You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111
bruise by pwner1111 November 27, 2010
a new term for sex
bruise by bobby December 19, 2003

bruise-cut 

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.
<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?
bruise-cut by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008

bruise knee bitch

A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .
Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.

Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .
bruise knee bitch by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017

bruise kit 

What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.
"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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