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bruise 

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A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
bruise by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006

bruise 

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Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(
You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111
bruise by pwner1111 November 27, 2010

bruise 

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a new term for sex
bruise by bobby December 19, 2003

bruise-cut 

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A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.
<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

bruise knee bitch

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A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .
Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.

Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .
bruise knee bitch by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017

bruise kit 

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What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.
"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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