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a discoloration in the skin from a ruptured vein, this can also be called a "hicky" sometimes.
She came in to the cafeteria after x period and I noticed a bruise on her neck, thigh, and foot. I realized then either she got her ass jumped after she left or I'm gonna get my ass beat after I leave the cafe
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A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
bruise by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006
Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(
You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111
bruise by pwner1111 November 27, 2010
a new term for sex
bruise by bobby December 19, 2003

bruise-cut 

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.
<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?
bruise-cut by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008

bruise knee bitch

A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .
Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.

Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .
bruise knee bitch by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017

bruise kit 

What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.
"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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