Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.

He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.

by OuttaCake August 19, 2022

Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.

John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences

by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021

Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak

Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play

by anonymous December 16, 2023

Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

The Mountain Lake

When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.

I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.

by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020