blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

blitzed on the bird by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch 

Colloquial term for Kanye of the West, celebrity ranter and leather jogging pants enthusiast.

Get off of Twitter and raise your kids you fingers in the booty ass bitch.

Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch by Dawn Keibals May 10, 2016

Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)

Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.

Warning shot over the bow by theinstigator September 22, 2016

The Bad Girls Club 

A hit reality show on Oxygen, which takes seven self proclaimed bad girls from the different parts of outside world and puts them into one house in Los Angeles. The show has been made famous because of certain cast members (Ripsi) who have been mocked on shows like The Soup. Most of the original cast either leaves or gets kicked out for fighting, that means we get to meet even more bad girls.

"Did you see the Bad Girls Club last night?!"

The Bad Girls Club by rorytheroveryripsirover August 9, 2007

Theology of the Body 

A way of looking at sex and our bodies in a way that takes into proper account the purpose for which we were created and our destiny waiting to be fulfilled.
This way of looking at sexuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great Pope John Paul II and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.

We live in a world where everyone drives cars with flat tires... and we believe that, "Flat is where it's at"... not knowing that there was another way to drive a car... the Theology of the Body helps us to re-inflate our tires! And shouts that there is a greater purpose for our existance and the gift of sex!

Theology of the Body by Casey Ross February 7, 2006

The Beatles 

Simply The Best

The Beatles by Jack Sparrow August 28, 2003

The Brown Trout 

During doggy style intercourse, the man slips a finger into the butthole at the height of the orgasm, pulling the finger out immediately after, he reaches around to the mouth of the female and hooks her mouth with his poo encrusted finger.

"Hey Mike how come that chick never called you back?"

"Well after I gave her the brown trout I don't think a phone call from her is even a possibility"

The Brown Trout by Rohan17 December 24, 2007