coffee

liquid that smells like fresh ground heaven

I love coffee

by ademirel November 2, 2020

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee

I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut

by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019

Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

coffee with milk

a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person

the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers

by Sexydimma January 31, 2015