Definitions by Jondar777

You for coffee? 

Often said by Spanish waiters after serving crap package holiday hotel meal, because he knows the drunken brit teenage yobs he's serving will maybe tip him £5 for two weeks

You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off

You for coffee? by Jondar777 July 27, 2025