monkey pants

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.

Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.

by Billy Hogan May 16, 2006

kick in the pants

A politically correct way of saying "Kick in the nuts" normally used in a proverbial context.

The morning news caster, Jennifer Van der Hoff, stated that the democratic party was dealt a Kick in the pants yesterday when the latest book about Hillary Clinton unveiled her past wire tapping incidents.

by adust99 October 18, 2007

Noga Pants

Yoga pants on someone that is too fat or disfigured to be wearing them

Yoga Pants on that fat-ass bitch? More like Noga Pants.

by Megaweapon February 27, 2013

Jimmy Pants

Ugly, multi-colored pants often worn by men working out at a gym, typically worn in the 90's.

by Anonymous November 01, 2002

shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

streaky pants

Someone who doesn't wipe their backside properly, thus creating "streaky pants"

Shut your face, streaky pants!

by Evil Heat May 09, 2005

murmur pants

A reference to the tight leggings which reveal the lips of the vagina. Often worn in the high street. English Preston slang derived from murmur. 'I can see the lips moving but can't tell what the cunts saying'.

Check out the murmur pants on her.

by toeselecta July 26, 2011