kick in the pants

A politically correct way of saying "Kick in the nuts" normally used in a proverbial context.

The morning news caster, Jennifer Van der Hoff, stated that the democratic party was dealt a Kick in the pants yesterday when the latest book about Hillary Clinton unveiled her past wire tapping incidents.

by adust99 November 2, 2007

ditchy pants

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

murmur pants

A reference to the tight leggings which reveal the lips of the vagina. Often worn in the high street. English Preston slang derived from murmur. 'I can see the lips moving but can't tell what the cunts saying'.

Check out the murmur pants on her.

by toeselecta July 26, 2011

Jimmy Pants

Ugly, multi-colored pants often worn by men working out at a gym, typically worn in the 90's.

by Anonymous November 1, 2002

shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

pants babies

semen generated without the removal of pants as the result of something extremely arousing.

dood, did you see that hottie? i made pants babies just looking at her!

by fjsnakeskin March 26, 2008

Chasing pants

<i>Verb</i>
To look for guys that you would like to have sex with or hookup with. Refers to girls, or gay men who are seeking male company.

Girl: Hey Zac Efron, what did you do this weekend?
Zac Efron: Oh nothing...Just went to downtown, and to the skate park.
Zac Efron: but you don't skate. You were chasing pants again, weren't you!?
Zac Efron: * blushes* No...
( but he really was.)

by Kawtar November 2, 2007