pants babies

semen generated without the removal of pants as the result of something extremely arousing.

dood, did you see that hottie? i made pants babies just looking at her!

by fjsnakeskin March 26, 2008

baby pants

Really, really small pants.

Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants! I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery! I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005

Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd April 20, 2018