kick in the pants

A politically correct way of saying "Kick in the nuts" normally used in a proverbial context.

The morning news caster, Jennifer Van der Hoff, stated that the democratic party was dealt a Kick in the pants yesterday when the latest book about Hillary Clinton unveiled her past wire tapping incidents.

by adust99 November 2, 2007

Noga Pants

Yoga pants on someone that is too fat or disfigured to be wearing them

Yoga Pants on that fat-ass bitch? More like Noga Pants.

by Megaweapon February 26, 2013

chunky pants

When a guy is getting head and the girl chokes and vomits on his genitals, causing his pants to have chunks of vomit in them.

Dude 1: hey man, i heard about last night.
Dude 2: yeah, i was with this hot girl
Dude 1: ...so, were your pants a little chunky after words?
Dude 2: Darn it.
Dude 1: Dooooood, you got chunky pants!

by freedomcome December 21, 2009

murmur pants

A reference to the tight leggings which reveal the lips of the vagina. Often worn in the high street. English Preston slang derived from murmur. 'I can see the lips moving but can't tell what the cunts saying'.

Check out the murmur pants on her.

by toeselecta July 26, 2011

Jimmy Pants

Ugly, multi-colored pants often worn by men working out at a gym, typically worn in the 90's.

by Anonymous November 1, 2002

Chasing pants

<i>Verb</i>
To look for guys that you would like to have sex with or hookup with. Refers to girls, or gay men who are seeking male company.

Girl: Hey Zac Efron, what did you do this weekend?
Zac Efron: Oh nothing...Just went to downtown, and to the skate park.
Zac Efron: but you don't skate. You were chasing pants again, weren't you!?
Zac Efron: * blushes* No...
( but he really was.)

by Kawtar November 2, 2007

shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008