Edward Dane Mauldin

A real slut of a man.

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!

by Catatonius February 13, 2023

Eduardo.

Just Eduardo, but with a period!

Holy Sh$@! Guys, look! Is it a bird? Is it a pla- oh nevermind, 'ts just Eduardo. Oh wait, E-E-EEDUARDO FROM EDDSWORLD REAL??!?!?!!-

by xluuzii March 7, 2023

Edgar

The most unmanly. Some tend to have pink guns. Tend to make the worst decisions(especially with women).They are fat in the heart and always eating. They are obsessed with their exes. Their new girls are always ugly.

EDGAR: I miss my ex Michelle I want her to mommy me!
HIS EX: no.

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

Eduardo

A man with a big dick. Professional turbulence creator. People might call him "Eddy"

Eduardo, I-I didn't expect that monster!

by GenuineDefinition May 19, 2023

Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

edward

Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.

OMG loo its edward and Clover

by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 25, 2023

edward breath

very stinky bad breath often smells like broccoli or some bad stench

does my breath smell?
yes you got edward breath it stinks

by edwardbumsex August 8, 2023