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Edgar

The most unmanly. Some tend to have pink guns. Tend to make the worst decisions(especially with women).They are fat in the heart and always eating. They are obsessed with their exes. Their new girls are always ugly.

EDGAR: I miss my ex Michelle I want her to mommy me!
HIS EX: no.

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

Tony

A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.

TONY: Dianne I cheated on you because I love you so much I had too I just missed you.
DIANNE:...

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023