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Dick and dash 

Noun: The process of being in a relationship just for sex then dumping their ass in a short amount of time. (Time varies from 24 hours to only a week) Also referred to short relationships that are unnecessary since it was only for the dick.
Bitch 1: Hey dude did you hear that David and Libby had a dick and dash recently?

Bitch 2: Wow oml they are so stupid why.
A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.
Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."

This Dick by This Dick. October 9, 2007

dick drool 

The after cum that drips out of your dickhead and cakes your boxers
Yo, Crusty Draws! How about some control on the dick drool, you fuck!
dick drool by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004

dick crumb 

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.
Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

Dick Cheney 

Dick Cheney

(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the penguin, Jaba The Hut.)

1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and Prince George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.

Synonyms.
-(Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.

-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W Bush).

v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.

v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See chickenhawk.)

3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and Deliverance}.) -to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a [woman.
"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it."

“My rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”
Dick Cheney by parisofpriam March 14, 2006

Diz Dick 

A way of showing no interest. Best if followed by "Diz Dick in yo mouf!" Great if said in your deepest voice possible. For more effect point at your Dick and/or do air masturbation

1) Interupting: Saying "Diz Dick" while someone is talking. Best when Interupting a Noun and/or Pronoun

2)Randomly: Getty, AIM, Etc.

3)Refusal: Replacing whatever someone wants with "Diz Dick"
1)Barcia: Nah cuz I was playing Final Fantasy VII and I was fighting this Guy called Se..
Tree: Diz Dick
Barcia: what?
Tree: Diz Dick in yo mouf!

2)Mario: ...Diz Dick...
Diego: Where the fuck did that come from?

3)Charlie: Yo let me get a dolla right quick
Nick: You can get Diz Dick right quick
Diz Dick by RandomRobert September 16, 2008