Hypoxic Hummer
A sexual act performed in a private aircraft above 10,000 ft MSL in which the female co-pilot performs fellatio on the male pilot while humming “Off we go, into the wild blue yonder”. The pilot should remove supplemental oxygen 10 minutes prior to commencing to induce hypoxia and simulate auto-erotic asphyxiation. During the maneuver, the pilot operates the aircraft “lean of peak” to conserve fuel and minimize the production of green house gases. At the time of climax, the pilot should broadcast on 121.5: “One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.”
“Dude, Amelia gave me a hypoxic hummer on our flight here.”
“Kudos, you would make the Wright Brothers proud”
“Kudos, you would make the Wright Brothers proud”
Hypoxic Hummer by legacyflyer August 28, 2009
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