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half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.
"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
mugGet the half-past hammeredmug.

hammering tommy fury

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023
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The Hammer and Sickle

Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.

Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.

May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.
by Captain Obscuro December 5, 2020
mugGet the The Hammer and Sicklemug.

Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018
mugGet the Hammermug.

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
mugGet the weed hammeredmug.

Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
by JadeMemory November 20, 2015
mugGet the Hammer Muffinmug.

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts
Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
mugGet the Hammer Nutsmug.

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