crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.

It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.

by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Crotch Crop

In other simple terms it is your pubic hairs near your reproductive system

“Oh dude ...I gotta shave my crotch crop !”

by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019

Crotch Corn

When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.

Jason: Yo Marcus did you just pull a crotch corn
Marcus: yea

by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021

Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.

Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020

crotch feeding

When a girl feeds her partner her pussy.

We have to head home now, it's time for my boyfriend's crotch feeding.

by meghatter August 29, 2017

Crotch-mongrel

A child that is extremely whiny, annoying, or generally ill-behaved.

I can't believe they let that crotch-mongrel climb all over the tables at the restaurant!

by Crannet March 12, 2019