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Unconscious Crotch Grab 

When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.

Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"
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Demon Crotch 

What happens when you touch and older ladies vagina with Bill tongue
Demon Crotch by Anonymous September 24, 2003

fire crotch

A kid with red pubic hairs.
Bj Darling has a raging fire crotch.
fire crotch by Liacos4ever July 2, 2009

Fire Crotch

When you continuously wash your vagina without changing your panties.
Yo, Maureen has a stank ass fire crotch!
Fire Crotch by freakish15 July 27, 2010

digital crotch 

A condition whereby a dancer - usually a breakdancer - moves without soul.
Person A: Mate, that Timberlake Fella's got a right digital crotch.

Person B: Yeah, and his back isn't that sexy either.
digital crotch by Sev. April 2, 2007

snotch crotch 

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.
"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

Pizza Crotch

(noun)- when the area around the crotch is shaped like a triangle; the crotch region resembles a pizza.
Hey Steed, did you see Miranda's pizza crotch?

Pizza crotch is the new camel toe.

Pizza Crotch by Maggee September 3, 2006