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crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.
Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."
by Jaymic February 5, 2015
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Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
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Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently
by dipper223 January 23, 2021
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Crotching

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022
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cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 3, 2018
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Crotch

The bottom of the pelvis, as well as part of the body it includes the genitalia and groin.
He kicked him in the crotch.
by BiggleswadeOSC June 1, 2025
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Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.
When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch
by Captain Towel October 28, 2020
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