hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.

"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"

Dung Hampers by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009

Hammering Nails 

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.

guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest

Hammering Nails by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

hammerzeit 

German for "hammer time," often used in conjunction with a picture of some Nazi soldiers mocking their comrade who has fallen on the ice. Also a multiplayer game on Halo 3.

Look at this funny picture of hammerzeit!!

hammerzeit by Kevin__C January 3, 2008

Hummer 

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.

Hummer by Armthehobos September 25, 2007

Hammerpunching 

Using a hammerpunch to fight.

Mia was fighting dirty by HAMMERPUNCHING Kitty until she lost consciousness.

Hammerpunching by Paperkitty September 1, 2005

Hammerpig 

Someone with a face so ugly it resembles a pig thats had its face caved in with a sledge hammer.

"see that girl over there, she's such a Hammerpig I wouldn't touch her with yours let alone mine!!!"

Hammerpig by Kingofspanners May 7, 2009