I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

I'm based

anyone who uses this unironically is insecure

person 1: i'm based
person 2: no one uses that word unironically

by anonymous May 12, 2023

I’m Alright

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be?
Do what you like
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
It's your life
Isn't it a mystery?
It's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game
Got to catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away (Some Cinderella kid)
Get it up and get you a job (Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)

I’m Alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be?
Who do you want?
Who you gonna be today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?
You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart...
Don't it get you movin'?
(Mmmmm-man, you make me feel good)
Wow, Cinderella kid
Then give it up and give it the job (Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
I'm (Boom, boom, boom)
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight?
Why don't you just let me be?
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be
I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be

by Death Menace May 13, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

I’m higher than a leap jeep

Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.

Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep

Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep

by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 20, 2023