wet paint syndrome 

The secret little things we do in life when we think others aren't looking or when our curiosity is aroused by a sign that is posted telling us not to do something. Inspired by the corridor that you walk down for 20 years without touching the walls. Then one day you smell fresh paint and the corridor has been roped off with signs that say "Don't Touch - Wet Paint." An overwhelming urge comes over us to touch the wall. (See Briar Patch Effect)

The family was at the zoo and one of the boys saw a sign that said "Do Not Feed the Animals." He immediately walked to a concession kiosk and bought a bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys. He was inspired by the Wet Paint Syndrome into doing something he shouldn't be doing.

wet paint syndrome by ExitRamp July 31, 2004

experience points 

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up

187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."

experience points by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004

Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider 

Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...

THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.

With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.

Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?

Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.

Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider by TJGUYBRI January 17, 2010

talking points 

Political and Moral sign posts for the walking dead.

1) I tried to reason with my mother but it seemed her entire vocabulary had been reduced to a few trite talking points she had heard from the Bills (O'Reilly and Crystal). I had learned to aim for the head when shooting zombies, and now was no time for mistakes.
2) The make-up man did a remarkable job of hiding the bite wounds on the president, but that odd speech rhytm and blathering talking points were a dead give-away. The camera hid the mangled hand, but you could see the rotting flesh on the live feed.

talking points by Pantaloon January 15, 2008

paint the windshield 

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

paint the windshield by nsag March 27, 2009

JSA Points Game 

Otherwise known as the Elistist game, the goal of the JSA points game is to hook up with people at conferences to score points. The higher position someone holds, the more points they are worth. (Founded in the ORV)

Dude, I just hooked up with the PNW governer for ten points! I'm so good at the JSA Points Game!

JSA Points Game by actdir January 8, 2010

Pointer Promise 

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

Pointer Promise by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011