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Pink Squirrel 

Something that doesn't exist in nature. Often used in connection to describe an unrealistic business desire to hire an employee with contradictory or impossible to find skills.
The company is Pink Squirrel hunting for their open position. They want someone who can work all day behind a desk, but loves working outside. In addition they want someone with a minimum 20+ years working in nano-tech and consumer GPS cell phone applications.
Pink Squirrel by Job247 March 13, 2010
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Pink panther 

He used to be a cartoon he became rich then a year after his contract was up he got a crack addiction and now he started a gang called imperial gangsters he was then able to make money to support his crack addiction and he is now in prison for life for murder of hitler
Person A: i farted
Person B: yep u r on crack like the pink panther
Hitler:pink panther did not kill me i framed him the cops r stupid so so stupid
That detective on pink panther:*Ahem* i knew that him tying u to a space rocket with a bomb on ur chest would not add up there aint even a space station round here *Handcuffs hitler*
hitler:you cant stop the panther holocaust as im a nazi
Person B:aw save it hitler shouldent u be dead u must be 200 by now
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Pink Ovaries 

Blue Balls For Girls.
" when a girl gets horny but doesnt get none she gets a stomache ache. pink ovaries. "
Pink Ovaries by Lids. December 4, 2010

Pink-Panthers

Nipples that have a pink color to them. Popular amongst fair skin cacausian women.
Man, did you see that girls Pink-Panthers in that flick.
Pink-Panthers by SomB June 30, 2007

Pink sock 

I had to pull back his pink sock before going down on him
Pink sock by Mk1121 March 17, 2018

pink sock on his ass 

to give another a pink sock out of anger or retaliation. like getting "medieval on your ass" ala, pulp fiction.
Clear the shit out the room, im going to get pink sock on his ass.
pink sock on his ass by kmitch July 14, 2006
Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.
"I'm going to play my pink oboe"
Pink Oboe by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003