John cena 

Epic wrestler and is very much of a yes yes JFUJD

John cena is COOL

John cena by DetectiveTeeVee March 20, 2020

John's Creek

It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.

Girl: "where are you from?"

Guy: "John's Creek"

Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"

Guy: "no i just have mids"

Girl: "oh"

John's Creek by iamnotapothead420 April 10, 2011

john christ 

First guitar player for the band danzig. Fused blues and metal together nicely. Uses pinch harmonics quite a bit. Known for his guitar "the bitch" (bc rich bich).

John Christ plays in Danzig I, II(Lucifuge), III(How the gods kill), 4P
Flesh caffeine

john christ by Cliff Clifford May 10, 2006

John Hose 

n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.

Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.

John Hose by Harry Diction August 30, 2006

John Loving 

The act of getting a dog to lick your bollocks whilst making love to your partner

I can’t believe I walked in on my mum and dad & the dog John Loving last night

John Loving by Everyday I’m Zufflling December 12, 2018

John Clarke 

John Clarke is a grey-haired boy that is NOT a source to be reckoned with. He is the last air bender; also known as an Avatar. His bedtime is 8:00 P.m. Has a scar in the back of his sexy hair.

Did you see John Clarke air bend over the weekend?

John Clarke by atahl14 February 25, 2019

John Brooks 

A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter carpet bombing or whacking the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The Thot Destroyer". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.

Person 1: Oh shit, John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!

John Brooks by Flarebeboolin May 9, 2019