dildolaugh

The secret backhanded laugh a dildo makes for the mere fact a woman is mastubating instead of making fuck with a random gentleman.

Often smug, her dildolaugh was heard all the way to heaven.

by Poo bah 💩 😇 June 2, 2020

dildolism

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

by lowsense December 9, 2020

dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

by handlesog December 20, 2020

dildosaw

A term for a dildo attached to a motorized machine that can move at rapid speeds.
The saw part in Dildosaw refers to it moving really fast and if used wrong can saw/rip thru your asshole

Jackson Hey doc, my ass is a bit... destroyed
doctor sex How do you mean?
Jackson I tried that Dildosaw stuff and it went wrong
Doctor sex Oh Jackson why do you always do these things you might not be able to poop ever again

by Cesare simp April 29, 2021

Dildomegapoopophobia

A Fear of Dildos covered in poop.

- Hey what are you scared of?
- Dildomegapoopophobia :)
- Oh that makes sense!

by flyyingkittyy August 20, 2021

Dildodongusrex

A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.

Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!

by irchmirch September 2, 2021

dildongus

A dingus who works at McDonald's at 2 am.

I ordered extra pickles today but dang Dildongus forgot them.

by Zaklore October 4, 2021