heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

by monica borbele October 9, 2012

Heterosexual

A group of opposite gender likers who also are scary and should be gay

Gay people: oh hi

Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy

Gay people: I just said hi. TvT

by Heh heh yk who January 10, 2021

Heterosexual Bae

A Bae who is of the same sex, but is straight.

Alexx: we are the best Baes ever!
Christy: Yes! Heterosexual baes!

by gaaaaaayyyyy September 5, 2014

Heterosexual Exception

A heterosexual exception occurs when you are homosexual (not bi) and you have a sexual attraction to someone of the opposite gender yet are still homosexual and this is the only person of the opposite sex you find appealing as such.

Tobias: Omg. I have a total heterosexual exception towards Rachel!
Mike: Really?!

by Raven Nevermore January 26, 2017

forced heterosexuality

When two characters of the opposite gender don't really go together at all but the writer throws them together just because they're male and female.

"Damn I can't believe the writers of Riverdale put Jughead and Betty together. That's literally the definition of forced heterosexuality. "

by Notapplelol January 27, 2017

White heterosexual American males

The source of all evil in the world

My woke feminazi professor stated that white heterosexual American males deserve to be put into ghettos. The college dean expelled anyone who disagreed with the professor. USA colleges hadwoke college contests where purple painted fairies, feminazi, and minorities have anti-whte heterosexual males parade every weekend. Evergreen College and Berkeley University are strong contenders.

by queensburykid September 30, 2022

heterosexual

heterosexuals are people who like their opposite gender, if you're male, then you like females and the other way around. heterosexuality is known as a uncurable disease, some people respect it, some don't.

'heterophobia' is the dislike or prejudice of straight people, i personally don't think heterophobia is a thing, i do hate straight people tho

tony lopez is such a straggot, heterosexuals are really gross

by stqmina August 8, 2020