yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014

Yesterday’s Tits

Old news; Something past it’s prime.

Person one: “Shut up Ariana Grande”
Person two: “She’s yesterday’s tits for sure”

by PhxWordSmith August 25, 2018

Yesterbae

An ex, someone who was your bae yesterday.

Amanda: Aren't you going out with Rick tonight?

Taylor: OMG, Rick is my yesterbae.

by [readacted] November 23, 2018

Yestergo

In the past, any past but gone.

I realized you messed up but that was yestergo.

by Shakespearestwistedsister August 27, 2019

Yesteryoung

A man who is not old enough to be middle-aged but not young enough to fit in at college party.

why are you bringing your older brother, he's like 30 something. We don't need any yesteryoungs talking about their mortgage & student debt.

by fspwest January 9, 2020

Yestersay

Yestersay- people’s inability to forgive someone’s past misdeeds, despite the incredible amount of actual good the person has done after

-Z

“Relationships where one or more parties have previous trauma are plagued with yestersay”

by Zachariah720 September 14, 2020

yesterday's peas

Something that was cool but has since passed its time.

"Do you like Family Guy? "

"Family Guy? That's yesterday's peas."

by Yesterday's Peas September 20, 2020