Though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a "farm warming" is in fact just a code name for a big gay sex party. Usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.
"Spencer and Jack never came home last night after that 'farm warming' they went to -- I guess all that plowing tired them out."
"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."
"Yeah, one of those."
"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."
"Yeah, one of those."
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Get the Finger warming mug.> When someone attempts to warn another about something* but in doing so changes their mind and talks in a circle eventually making it back to the idea that everything is actually all just fine and there was no point in even bringing up the warning in the first place
> A pseudo warning that doesn't much matter in the end.
* i.e. warning them about a person (slut/flirt/etc.) or a water fall that looks safe but you may or may not have heard about someone jumping off and killing themselves on the rocks below or something along those lines.
> A pseudo warning that doesn't much matter in the end.
* i.e. warning them about a person (slut/flirt/etc.) or a water fall that looks safe but you may or may not have heard about someone jumping off and killing themselves on the rocks below or something along those lines.
See the waterfall comment above...
"Dude that chick's such a slut! But actually I guess it was Mike that told me that and Mike also said that you were gay and clearly you're into women so Mike isn't very trust worthy so you know what? Just go for it, broseph. Es all good, but wear protection. That was quite the circle warning I just gave you, my bad "
"Dude that chick's such a slut! But actually I guess it was Mike that told me that and Mike also said that you were gay and clearly you're into women so Mike isn't very trust worthy so you know what? Just go for it, broseph. Es all good, but wear protection. That was quite the circle warning I just gave you, my bad "
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Get the Circle Warning mug.A phrase posted at the beginning of various posts, articles, or blogs. Its purpose is to warn people with issues such as PTSD, Depression, Suicidal thoughts/behaviors, past drug/alcohol addictions or victims of things like Rape and Abuse that there is content ahead that may trigger a traumatic flashback or could possibly even make them want to harm themselves ahead. Sometimes, for people who have harmed themselves in the past, just one picture or post about self-harm can make them want to harm themselves again.
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Usually done dishonestly, by people who are incapable of functioning without an audience giving them constant affirmation that they exist. Often indicates emotional immaturity and narcissism.
Bed-warming is most effective online, where real details of the bed-warmer's life and circumstances are not visible.
Usually done dishonestly, by people who are incapable of functioning without an audience giving them constant affirmation that they exist. Often indicates emotional immaturity and narcissism.
Bed-warming is most effective online, where real details of the bed-warmer's life and circumstances are not visible.
"Seriously? Check out his recently-added friends, they're all good-looking women. He's bed-warming."
"Dude, she's bed-warming. Don't take it personally. Or at least don't take it seriously."
"Do you like crowds? Because you're in one. He's bed-warming you and at least six other people."
"Run away. Bed-warmer. And married. And a pathological liar looking for a therapist/mommy/housekeeper/bill-payer/way out of the marriage."
"Dude, she's bed-warming. Don't take it personally. Or at least don't take it seriously."
"Do you like crowds? Because you're in one. He's bed-warming you and at least six other people."
"Run away. Bed-warmer. And married. And a pathological liar looking for a therapist/mommy/housekeeper/bill-payer/way out of the marriage."
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