A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.
Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008
Get the creamy wake up call mug.The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
by ThaDinger February 2, 2016
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
by johnnyg11141983 March 18, 2010
Get the wake up call mug.Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.
Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!
by Fearman November 24, 2007
Get the wake up! time to die mug.When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.
Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?
Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.
Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!
by Kakashi-Senpai January 20, 2010
Get the Wake up curse mug.A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.
WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."
"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."
"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
by Suit December 31, 2012
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