Tommarow

The word used by dumbasses that still can't spell tomorrow.

Friend 1- Hey man, lets go fishing tommarow!

Friend 2- You're a dumbass.

by mitchypoo69 September 4, 2013

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Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012

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toMOMi • tomomo • tomom • tomoment • tommie • tommi • tommy gun • tommy knocker • tomming • tommy lee

The most extravagantly fantastic and outrageously stupid character played by wordChris Farley/word, also the title of the movie he is from. It came out in 1995 and instantly became and remains to be one of the funniest movies in existance.

**TOMMY's open M&M bag slides into RICHARD's car's A/C vent on the dash, when RICHARD takes a hard right**

RICHARD: Ohh No! That sounds great! Wow that's really gonna UP the re-sale value!!

TOMMY: I think we're gonna be ok. They have a thin candy shell. Hmph! Surprised you didn't know that.

RICHARD: I think your HEAD has a thin candy shell!

TOMMY:Y-your head has the sh- sh..shell on it.

RICHARD: Are you talking?

TOMMY: Shut up, Richard!

by larstait October 29, 2003

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tommy tickle mouse

a name the mother uses for a little boy willy

stop playing with ur tommy tickle mouse

by babygurlkik August 1, 2007

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Tommy

One of the best people you will ever meet! Sweet, funny, hot/handsome at the same time, athletic, amazing body, one of the funnest people you will ever meet, all-around perfect. If you are dating a tommy, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Tommy always knows how to cheer you up, and will always be there for you to talk to. Great listener, amazing kisser, awesome in bed. I love my Tommy (:

"Damn, Tommy is looking pretty fine today"
"Yea, too bad his girlfriend is with him... I wish he was MY boyfriend."

by thatonechickwhohasaboyfriend February 3, 2012

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