TODDLEGINA

An adult vagina that, due to being clean shaven, looks as if it should belong on a toddler.

"Did you see that picture of Brittany Spears' toddlegina?"

by The Maynard January 4, 2008

Toddler

Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.

Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!

by Ze8mx December 6, 2012

toddlerdiddler

One who diddles toddlers.

After getting busy with that 7 year old, Bourne became a toddlerdiddler.

by Wazley October 16, 2007

sweeney todded

1. an early example of a serial killer.
2. to slit the throat of an unsuspecting victim by a straight razor.
3. to hide the crimes by butchering the corpses of victims, baking their flesh into meat pies, and selling them to unknowing customers.

When I found out he de-hymened my sister, I straight sweeney todded him.

by azi bari February 27, 2008

Toddle

A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.

"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"

by j0ngen January 21, 2009

toddleby

A child who is quickly burgeoning from baby to toddler; Of or pertaining to a toddler/baby

My toddleby keeps pulling the keys out of my purse and throwing them onto the ground.

by Alternative Housewife August 14, 2011

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017