Timid tot

1)When a small child acts like it's shy when it's around overly excited "goo-goo-gaagaa" older women.

2)When a guy acts like the child mentioned above when around hot girls. Noticeable actions include mumbling and giggling in response to questions and hiding between his mommy's legs

Girls: so tom where are you from?

Tom: (looks down shuffles feet) gahh hehe mmmppphhlaa! (mumbles) memphis...

Guy friend: Dude don't be such an effing timid tot, it's pathetic!
Also see pussy

by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012

hoe-tilities

sexual services provided by a female that you, as a man, have the ability to get and/or are in access of.

yo man..i'm gonna make sure i take advantage of my hoe-tilities tonight. ive had desert dick for too long!

by deja dru September 8, 2007

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

Timi

Very gorgeous girl, usually blonde. Can work different hair colors...mostly red. Has giant knockers and a nice big butt. Most guys wanna do her when they see her and her phone is full of male numbers. Timis just want attention and are great at getting it. They aren't giant whorebags but they are giant teases.

Man: holy poop dude, do you see that girl over there with the blonde hair, giant boobs and amazing ass?!
Man 2: Yeah broski that beezy is GORGEOUS!
Man: Such a Timi, I've gotta get her digits!

by cockmuncherdickeater May 2, 2010

tiita

tiita stands for "Take it in the ass"

go tiita by jamie u fucker

by Jake Longz September 7, 2007

timid

In urban driving, a driver who is generally afraid of the road and creates unnecessary traffic jams. Timid drivers slow down instead of accelerating when changing lanes or merging. They annoyingly yield even when they have the right-of-way, under the misimpression that this is polite. They create confusing situations by sending mixed signals due to their lack of confidence. Timid drivers turn a simple merge into a mess.

1. Thanks to the timid driver in front of me, I now have to merge onto the freeway at 30mph. Thanks, timid driver!

2. All timid drivers are creepers, but unfortunately not all creepers are timid. You can just go around timid creepers, but those creepers who aren't timid will get right in front of you and then go 20mph.

by Boston Driver April 13, 2013

big timing

Walking in to a party full of people you know and saying hi to none of them.

You see Favareau over there? Been here for hours and hasn't even glanced at anything but his blackberry. That big timing ass motherfucker.

by RangerXT February 2, 2010