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scrumping

The act of sucking and humping with in the same setting. A slang word that is less offensive then fucking.
Me and my hoe were scrumping so hard that we popped the water bed.
by PUZ January 25, 2004
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most like dry sex. mix b/w humping and sex. just with your clothes on. best achieved when the male is in a foldable chair. hehe.

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guy sits in chair, girl strattles guy. girl rubs her _____ aginst the guy's penis.the guy also does work in this process. while the girl is humping the guy is doing just the same. until their movements are in tune. and both get overly stimulated, hehe
anna-"me and jordan were scrumping the other nite and it was amazing!!"

audrey-"noway??!!! not fair!!...what am i saying? me and ben were doing that last nite too!!!!"
by audrey March 27, 2004
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Scrumping

the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.
Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.
by N- jiggity dog August 23, 2011
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by irrelevant September 13, 2003
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Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time
Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
by dangerous dave April 13, 2005
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scumpling

Noun
Also known as a scum dumpling. This refers to a person who engadges in "scummy" acts such as f*cking their boys girl in the bathroom of a dive bar while he's ordering you both drinks.
"Dude did you hear Mike put his balls on that highschool girls face while she was sleeping!"

"Aww man that kids such a scumpling"
by Slizwiz October 23, 2015
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trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.
by gnostic3 February 14, 2020
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