sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex

“My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard”

by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

sofa kingdom

A word that most people write and tell other people to say,
>>So Fucking Dumb<<

You: Say "i" then read this word "Sofa Kingdom"
someone: I sofa kingdom

by yourassbeencraked June 15, 2009

Stefany

Stefany is a girl that can tell you off. Can be a bitch when you piss her off. She is very smart, straight A student, and is a very loyal friend. She is beautiful and so talented. And will make you forget your problems.

Damn Stefany, you tell that bitch!

by Tete333 February 11, 2019

Stofanching

Any brutal or violent act that ends with a badly maimed corpse. The body is usually sodomized and may be partially consumed after death.

Hey man, WTF happened to that group of liberal protesters the other day? I heard they got Stofanched!

That bastard politician needs a stofanching.

by Mr. Kowalski April 30, 2009

Sofa time

Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.

Hey Bob, shall we just chill and have some sofa time watching a video?

by songthrush February 10, 2012

Sofatosed

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013