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pitch stitch 

Pitch Stitch is the swagger that cricketers (and wannabes) use when walking. It can commonly be identified by minimal movement in the hip area, an exaggerated leg movement similar to line dancing, and a nod of the head in time with each step.

Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.

Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.

Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
"check out his pitch stitch, looks pretty happy with himself, must have put a couple away last night"
pitch stitch by Tassie16 June 1, 2009
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cross-stitch 

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.
he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches
cross-stitch by CNubb July 16, 2006

pussy stitch 

The female equivalent of a cock block.
Damn girl, u totally pussy stitched Claudia with those hot guys at the club last night when you mentioned her weird rash!
pussy stitch by Bracolbs November 10, 2015

Courtesy stitch 

Similar to the “husband stitch”, A
after a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
After having 3 pig babies, sex was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway; my doctor says I need a Courtesy Stitch to please my husband.
Courtesy stitch by Tagurit888 October 15, 2018

Drift stitch 

A bumper fix usually zip ties occassianly wire often used for when ken block wannabes fuck up daddys car and have to fix it when they hit a curb snowbank ect.
Whinny teenager "dude i fucked up my dads car while trying to be ken block last night"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"

lilo and stitch 

When a strange person hooks up with another person either equally or more weird then themselves. Often times one parter is dangerously obsessed with the other thereby making these relationships especially hard to escape from.
After escaping a long lilo and stitch relationship with Derek, Dawn had to change her name, grow a beard and leave town to secure her safety.
lilo and stitch by xXLucieXx December 4, 2009

Husband Stitch 

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.
Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!
Husband Stitch by Dracythis June 21, 2017