"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"
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When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.
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christy: "look at that poor starfish baby!"
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Get the Starfish mug.An anus that binges on semen (due to anal sex) then purges a steady white oozing flow of sexual aftermath. Farting and spattering may sometimes accompany the expulsion of the semen.
I saw your dad come out of the gay bar last night with tears in his eyes. The poor dude was sweating profusely and he had a bulimic starfish.
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