Skip to main content

stale white bread

by Ell1ott April 21, 2014
mugGet the stale white breadmug.

Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name
Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.
by Stale pop tart crust December 31, 2019
mugGet the Stale pop tart crustmug.

Let's not let this pie go stale

A saying used to illuminate the issue of letting pie go stale. Pie is used as a noun in this form, and refers to a conversation held by close friends. When someone says "Let's not let this pie go stale, they are saying in fact that they do not want this conversation to get boring.
Abby: ....
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!
by Kodiak The Bear May 26, 2009
mugGet the Let's not let this pie go stalemug.

Stale Dick

A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.
Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.
by Sammycole March 4, 2020
mugGet the Stale Dickmug.

Staling

To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.
"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."
by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016
mugGet the Stalingmug.

Stale froot loop

A boring uninteresting crazy psycho that seems to ruin everything good that ever happens to you
Calm down you stale fucking froot loop

Everything was good till you got here you stale froot loop

Goddammit you stale froot loop would you just like go? I've had anough of you
by Crazyfrootie112 April 22, 2017
mugGet the Stale froot loopmug.

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.
After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.
by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025
mugGet the stale teamug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email