Skincave Spelunker

One who enjoys vaginal sex or exploring a vagina. The darker the better.

That Jerome is quite the Skincave Spelunker when he’s with his lady.

by Hillco October 13, 2019

semantic spelunking

v. Exploring the depths of the meaning of a word or phrase in order to tenuously defend a friend or client. A form of legalese.

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When the rumours of sexual assault began circulating the press agent put on both his game face and his lighted helmet before engaging in some pretty tricky semantic spelunking.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.

I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.

by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022

Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.

Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."

by thenannymoh September 7, 2003

ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain

Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.

by g spot May 21, 2006

spelunker

1) One who explores caves
2) One who enjoys giving oral sex to women

Peter is such an obsessed spelunker.

by Narog August 20, 2004

Spu-lunk-a-gunk

Nasty fat in some meat, wads or cartelidge.
Called spu-lunk-a-gunk because it's 'like eating the crap in a cave that tastes like when you eat chicken' A.K.A really nasty. see ga boing ga

'Ew, sick, this chicken is full of spu-lunk-a-gunk, omg, I'd rather lick bat crap off the bottom of a cave!'
'Dude, it's the same thing...'
'Oh...'

by R4gdoll September 25, 2005