dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 6, 2004

Life Spoilers

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.

Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.

by Tegsy July 6, 2009

sandusky spoiler

when a man stands in the center of a circle with women (usually) making up the perimeter of the circle. the man proceeds to stand in place and spin around as fast as he can and urinate on the perimeter of women.

I need a change of clothes, Ron just gave us girls a wicked Sandusky Spoiler.

by soggy bawlls July 29, 2011

spooner

The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition

Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.

by Madrob September 10, 2011

Ping Spoofer

A ping spoofer is somebody that is bad an uses their ping to hit shots.

And example of a ping spoofer is amir.

by _RawrAustin_ July 30, 2019

spooner

a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.

nice spooner haircut

by asdfghjkl20111964 June 2, 2011