Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)
Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.
Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.
Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.
Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"
Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"
by texace13 July 6, 2010
Get the craps slap mug.The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”
Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”
(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)
(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)
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The act making a guy cum in your cupped hand and then slapping them to lather their face with their own cum. Performed to assert dominance over a submissive male partner, usually after denying intercourse. An alternative version of the cumslap.
by Ed_Shreeram August 31, 2019
Get the Queen Slap mug.A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.
The only downside to getting a haircut.
The only downside to getting a haircut.
by *Write Pseudonym here* November 26, 2019
Get the barber slap mug.Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.
"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."
by Danny Seven October 24, 2004
Get the Skeet slap mug.Made famous by Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon) on the t.v. show NCIS, this is an open-handed slap to the back of the head. This is usually done in response to an act of stupidity. Done in a half-serious way to show power.
Once at work, I was playing Tetris on my computer. When the boss saw, he Gibbs slapped the hell outta me!
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