Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.
I’m proud to be a simonist!
Simonists are the only ones with brains!
Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.
Simonists are the only ones with brains!
Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.
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Simon balle school is located in Hertford Hertfordshire uk everyone that goes to the school thinks they are the best and over every other school in the area just because they have iPads and have more money, they also have two different colour jumpers for the different key stages but they don’t particularly care about the 6th form, the teachers don’t really care if you turn up or not and it’s very easy to sneak out. The toilet are known for being rank and they always reek and smell worse than dead fish.
Persons 1: oh look there’s someone that goes to Simon balle school
Person 2: *cringes* he’s so privileged with his iPad
Person 2: *cringes* he’s so privileged with his iPad
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John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!
by dunton September 12, 2011
Get the The simon mug.After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.
"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
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Simona is mine
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I was the only one at the party drinking Budweiser, all the hippies were drinking Shelia Simon beer.
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