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SATOMA

My boss is an asshole. He can SATOMA!
by Bob Calhoun August 30, 2005
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shalom

To say shalom is to first imply that you are a jew on the move. The notorious word predominantly means "peace" or "peace in the home", but it has been known to suggest other ideas. For example...(see examples)
Good shalom (afternoon) to you
Did you try the shalom?
Shalom in the home is the greatest TV series ever!
Men in Hats are big fans of shalom!
Am i spelling shalom right?
s-h-a-l-o-m spells shalom!
Why the pornagraphic material? Are you not getting enough shalom in your life?
by A. Shalom September 2, 2006
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Shahomo

a loud booming grunt that is characteristically common with mythical Woodland Elves. Typically it sounds similar to the cluck of a chicken.
The Dark Chief Mylo had to shahomo at all the other elves to settle them down during the exec. meeting
by Mikka December 14, 2008
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Shatamatafungi

Short for shit-mother-fucker. Can be used in mixed company and around children.
When the wrench slips and you bust your knuckle and there are people around so you yell "shatamatafungi".
by dumafach August 28, 2012
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Shalom korf

One that chases hairless Mexican rat dogs for the purpose of bill cosbying them.
The man convicted of raping several dogs was described as a Shalom korf
by Miriam Webster og June 1, 2018
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Shalom

Jim’s greeting to Jackie when he is finally invited for a Friday night dinner.
Jim: Shalom to you all!

*Plate smashes on wall*
by Wilson le dog October 31, 2019
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Shalomie

Shalomie’s are typically skinny legends, who are most likely models. They are some of the most beautiful women you will ever meet and still the type of girls who don’t realize how pretty they really are.

Shalomie’s are often multi talented. Sports, art, music… everything and they are able to maintain amazing grades at uni.
They are also amazing lovers, you’re the luckiest man on the planet if you score one of these girls because they are literally the whole package. Perfect body, beautiful face, sparkling eyes, cute smile, super sweet and smart.
Yet she’ll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs.

Even though they are amazing, you don’t want to be their enemy. Hiding behind witty and ironic comments and jokes, they show their true opinion. They can be sweet as sugar and still cold as ice. If you break them, they are able to break you twice!
They are except this a marvel of a human, who will be truly loyal and loving to you.
If you ever meet a Shalomie never let her go!
Person 1: Why is she so amazing at everything? The worst part is, that you can’t even hate her, because she’s such a sweetheart!
Person 2: That’s Shalomie for you!
by Luanaangel20 November 20, 2021
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