Michael: I’m gonna drink the sharpie Sauce!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!
by richislit September 14, 2019

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.
You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"
Bro2: "Yer"
Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"
Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"
Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"
Bro2: "Faggot"
Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*
Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
Bro2: "Yer"
Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"
Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"
Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"
Bro2: "Faggot"
Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*
Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.
by bobby714 June 29, 2008

Sharpie girl is when a girl fingers herself with a sharpie marker . follow me on instagram @ 248_liliaaann
by 2488lilred November 2, 2019

From the word “sharp,” an adjective meaning stylish or well-dressed. Can also be used as a noun referring to a hot, very attractive person with an element of class.
“Her new Timbys are sharpie as hell!” or “He thinks his prom fit was sharpie but we know it came from a Burlington clearance rack.”
“Did you see his new GF? What a sharpie!”
“Did you see his new GF? What a sharpie!”
by Lil’libertine July 11, 2025

person one: cam have you seen where the sharpies have gone?
person two: last time i saw them callum markie was eating them
person two: last time i saw them callum markie was eating them
by louiselovesrt September 23, 2019
