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Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.
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Ben Shapiro

"Did you see the new porno? It's starring Ben Shapiro!"
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butt sharpie

The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.
I love seeing all the colors in that girls ass. Those Butt Sharpies are like an assrainbow.
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Binki Shapiro

Binki Shapiro is a doe-eyed blonde headed beauty who's one third of the Brazilian-American indie band, Little Joy. Her fashion sense is marvelous and she literally has the most sweetest angelic voice ever! Although a native of Los Angeles, she currently resides in New York City with her boyfriend/Little Joy bandmate Fab Moretti of The Strokes.
My Bro: Hey, you heard of Moretti's side project Little Joy?
Me: Yup they're pretty damn cool,why?
My Bro: Who's the gorgeous girl in the band?
Me: Oh that's Binki Shapiro! Isn't she beautiful? Plus her voice is like god! Did you know her and Fab are dating?
My Bro: FUUUUUUUUUUUUK EVERYTHING!!!
by BraSalvaMex November 10, 2011
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White Sharia Rape Gang

White Sharia Rape Gang is a joke that emerged from the alt-right emerging from sentiments that American women are completely out of control.
John: I don't know about this one fam, she said she wants to get breast implants and adopt a Chinese baby.

Joe: White sharia rape gangs, fam.
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Shariar

A pretty name for such a wonderful person
My name is Shariar
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Ben Shapiro

Some guy that hates leftists and sounds like a mosquito, and he sounds almost normal if you put him on 0.75 speed
Also a very antisemitic jewish man
Person 1: who was the guy that sounds like a bug and hates the left
Person 2: Ben Shapiro, and also did you know he has a wife?
Person 1: what.
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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