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shoppers elbow

A painful condition affecting one arm. Usually occurs during glutinous shopping around the holidays. Carrying loads of merchandise around a store in one arm will aggravate the muscles in the elbow and forearm.
Carrying all these $2.00 doorburster towel's is giving me shoppers elbow!
by Ddd17 March 2, 2016
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shoppercising

When you ask a friend to exercise, but they are too busy shopping.
Me: "We are taking a walk in the hood to get some exercise. Would you like to join us?"

Friend: "No, thanks. I'm out shopping."

Me: "Ok. Have fun shoppercising!"
by Ricky Bobby 07 December 29, 2016
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Leg slapper

Like a knee slapper, but when you're mad the joke isn't funny.
Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010
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porn slapper

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.
If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.
by darkswitch July 28, 2010
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Old Slapper Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
by Brois May 16, 2014
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shaft snapper

When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.
Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.

Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.
by MattyK717 January 7, 2016
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Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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