Skip to main content

to semite

It comes from the word Semite. Semite is someone who for the fear of people misused by lie the Jewish God. To semite a girl is to have intercourse with her, while thinking of a man.
John: So how was it last night, did you give Sonya some good time?
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.
by koldlok October 1, 2012
mugGet the to semite mug.

Yo Semite

1. A common greeting in old Williamsburg usually exchanged between Jews or Arabs.

2. Something a fucking moron says when he's reading the teleprompter and has never heard of one of America's most spectacular National Parks.

by Patrick August 4, 2020
when they gaze upon Yo Semite -- YO-se-min-NIGHT's towering sequoias, their love of country grows
by Habibullah August 4, 2020
mugGet the Yo Semite mug.

Yo-Semites

A group of lemmings who blindly follow Donald Trump at every turn.
Donald exposed his shitty anus to the world but his Yo-Semites quickly rushed to wipe it.
by NoNeckDude August 4, 2020
mugGet the Yo-Semites mug.

Yo-Semite

Another genius invention of Donald Trump, although not as genius as covfefe.
Yo-Semite! is a friendly way to greet your Jewish neighbour, however, use it with caution since you'll probably get a few weird looks.
by TheAlmightyOneYHWH August 8, 2020
mugGet the Yo-Semite mug.

Anti Semitic PornStar Cult

when a group of friends play a word filling game and someone says "Anti Semitic Porn star Cult" as an answer
Person 1: what is something that you would not want to see in a grocery store
Person 2: An anti semitic pornstar cult
Group: *laughter*
by Drip_poke July 22, 2022
mugGet the Anti Semitic PornStar Cult mug.

Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023
mugGet the Penile Servitude mug.

Anti-Semitism

Yeah, don't give a fuck about a racism or anti-semitism
Hym "You're trying to tell me that Anti-Semitism is a problem but I'm tell you the MY THING... Is a problem. So... No. I don't give a shit, kike. My thing or nothing. Hilter was wrong but only because he was basically a Jew."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
mugGet the Anti-Semitism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email